A Men’s Human Rights Movement Graphix Xtravaganza of Joy!!1!

August 6, 2014

Originally posted on we hunted the mammoth:

Actual "meme" from AVFM. I did not make it up or choose the font.

Actual “meme” from AVFM. I did not make it up or choose the font.

That last post was a bit, well, grim. So I thought I’d lighten the mood with some terrible, terrible memes from A Voice for Men’s Facebook page. They’re so Men’s Human Rightsy that you can practically smell the human rights wafting off of them!

Or could that be the powerful and obnoxious odor of mendacity?

Either way, enjoy! For a fun game, see how many different examples of ideas that do not actually enhance human rights you can find in the memes below! For example, I found both misogyny and transphobia! See what else you can find!

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Matchup #31: The Southeast – Flaming Lips VS. The Meters

May 19, 2014

Originally posted on American Bands-Who are the best?:

In all honesty, I had no idea who The Meters were when I was assigned them. Considering my deep and abiding love for New Orleans music, this was a huge surprise to me. Then I saw the words “funk band”. I fought long and hard to keep Parliament Funkadelic out of this competition, and immediately got my dander up. Then I listened to the songs.

This is the most rock n’ roll funk has ever been. You want a party in the streets? The Meters are your men. They brought Second Line grooves to a much larger audience, making it seem as though they’d always been there, and why not? They damn well should be. I wrote a Second Line for my upcoming album, and I sure as hell would call it rock n’ roll. Just you wait. Deeply Meters inspired without ever having heard ‘em. Doesn’t make sense? Just…

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Matchup #30: The Southwest – Van Halen VS. Weezer

May 17, 2014

Originally posted on American Bands-Who are the best?:

Seth sez: Weezer FTW.

Consistency is a difficult thing to maintain, especially in bands. With creative pursuits, there is a revolving door, and Weezer are no exception. Even those members of the band who have been around the longest – Rivers Cuomo, Brian Bell, Scott Shriner and Patrick Wilson – change seats regularly. I saw them in 2008 at Madison Square Garden, and they rarely played the same instrument more than three times in a row.

They really perfected the combo of nerd and punk rock, and developed a signature crunch that never fails to bring on the air-guitar; With heart-on-polyester-sleeve lyrics about holing up in your garage, falling in love with lesbians, they do it all with a straight face. The band is possibly THE definition of tight, and with just the right amount of stone-faced ridiculousness to keep it interesting. They’ve churned out a style all their own…

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I Wouldn’t Want to Be Her Brother, But A Bit of Alright, Still.

April 25, 2014

Lily Allen is one of the cases where the hype machine, even if a bit too loud, was working for the right artist. Before she broke big, before she hit the States, there was buzz and internet hum about the new bright, young thing from England. She not only lived up to it, but more than took charge of it. A wise mix of good bad fashion choices, and just the right exploitation of her looks didn’t help.

Was she a music crush for a while? Most certainly. Any music geek with a thing for ladies in the mid 00’s had a thing for her. I was more of a Kate Nash man, though lately, Kate has gone a bit odd style wise. (BACK TO THE GINGER, LOVE! TA!) So she’s attractive and can generate celebrity. But is she any good?

Absolutely. Lily, besides pumping out delightful and varied music, is also good with the lyrics. And not bad at patter or rap, either. So, yeah.

Her first album, ‘Alright, Still,’ is a perfect debut. You get the sense of who she is,  just how sharp her lyrical teeth are, and a lot of fun music. Which also happens to have dark edges, broken glass, and enough snark to make you cough on your g&t. Think of her as Dorothy Parker for the Pot & Ecstasy generation. Take a gander at her video for ‘LDN':



Whether you’ve lived in London, New York, or any really great city, you get the love for city just so wrong, and raw, and awful, yet why would live anywhere else? Another track to please, among many is ‘Alfie.’ About her brother, Alfie Allen. Theon Greyjoy, on ‘Game of Thrones.’ Take a listen. He might actually envy his character, who was only beaten, lamed, and castrated.

I just watched the video. Yup… insult to injury, all while Ms. Lily plays up the Bright Young Thing look.

The entire album plays smooth, easy, then hits you with nice jolts of darkness. It was followed up in 2009 by “It’s Not Me, It’s You.” A touch more electronic and dancey, and another great album. She’s back, making clear that she you to wrap your heart in a nice box, so she can stomp on it while you thank her for it. In fact, she’s just “Not Fair”Again, snark, wit, and someone either let Ms. Allen down, or is really worried she’s writing about them. Enjoy the music, pay attention to the lyrics, and take in a female artist not afraid of pissing people off. Usually for the right reasons. She’s ramping up for her next release “Sheezus” and yep… people are pissed off. I’m going to let them have their time, and argue, and check out the video that has confused everyone. But instead, I want to share her cover of Keane’s “Somewhere Only We Know.” I was shocked when she made the choice.. Lily doing one of the sweetest, most emotionally pure songs I have ever heard? And even if it’s not clear if the protagonist has salvaged the relationship, there’s a hope there.Lily nails it. The video’s balance of animation and the craft involved just speaks to the quality she’s always delivered, and the promise of more. I don’t know if “Sheezus” will be the disappointment some people really feel (or want) it to be. But I don’t care. Lily Allen is a great artist, with more range to explore, and I hope she keeps on exploring the less-snarky side. Even if she turns around, two fingers in a delightfully English lady like “FUCK YOU!”


Artist: Lily Allen

Album: Alright, Still
Year: 2006
Date Listened in Tour: 7/15/08
Rating: *****
Best Songs: “Smile”,”LDN”


Album: It’s Not Me, It’s You
Year: 2009
Date Listened in Tour: 3/20/09
Rating: *****
Best Songs: “Everyone’s At It”,”Not Fair”


For Those Just Tuning In:

April 24, 2014

Originally posted on American Bands-Who are the best?:

Friends, Rez and I just wanted to take a moment and thank those of you who have been tuned to the blog, and those of you who may be joining us mid-stride. I can’t speak for the readers, but I can say the writers have been having a GRAND time letting our nerd flags fly. We LOVE music, and we LOVE sharing that with the world. There have been some great moments of honest, open debate that have really sparked conversation, and some genuine intros made to bands people might not have known otherwise. A fantastic by-product of this project. So thank you for joining us on this savage journey into the heart of American Music.

I can also tell you this: Plans are being laid down as we speak for the next round of throwdowns. In other words: We like talking so much, we plan to do it some more.

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Week Four Results

April 22, 2014

Voting Extended for ONE MORE DAY

April 21, 2014

Originally posted on American Bands-Who are the best?:

Folks, for the first time in the existence of this blog…WE HAVE A TIE.



I will close voting at MIDNIGHT TONIGHT.

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Two Sides of Magic – World Building and Fantasy

April 19, 2014

Originally posted on Dreams of the Shining Horizon:


This post was originally going to be just a follow-up on my recent post about internal consistency and the use of detail. In most ways, it still is. But where that post was about using those tools for the essentially defensive purpose of establishing plausibility, this post is about using them for the proactive purpose of world-building.

Once again, I’m going to use works from the fantasy genre as examples, because, once again, fantasy gives the most freedom when choosing what kind of world you want to build. Science fiction must give at least the pretense of being science-based, and horror must at least look like a familiar world, if only so the horrific revelation that that world is a lie has that much more impact. In contrast, a fantasy world – as Terry Pratchet’s Discworld and the world of the Exalted role-playing game, as discussed in the previous post…

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Matchup 14: The Southwest – Foo Fighters VS. The Runaways

April 16, 2014

Originally posted on American Bands-Who are the best?:

I’m a grown-ass man who has a framed Foo Fighters poster on my wall.

2014-04-15 17.07.53Dave Grohl played drums in Nirvana. Kurt Cobain died, and Nirvana was not a band that could just find another frontman. Grohl, an incredibly talented drummer, made a tape; A project to deal with the death of his band and his friend. He wrote all the songs, played all the instruments, and passed out all the tapes for free. Inside a year he recruited a band to tour behind the underground success of the tape. He brought on the rhythm section from Sunny Day Real Estate, and punk legend Pat Smear to create the beginnings of a band that would stick to a familiar format – heavy on the guitars, rooted in punk, a gift for melody, and always making sure that the audience had the best time. The lineup would evolve to include the former…

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Matchup 13-The Northwest-The Grateful Dead Vs. The Violent Femmes.

April 16, 2014

Originally posted on American Bands-Who are the best?:

I’ve heard it hundreds of times: “Oh God I hate the Grateful Dead”. Variations on the same theme – The Dead suck, and fuck those dirty hippies, their extended, indulgent jams, and their obviously high (because how else could you like them) fanbase.

I was 15 when I bought the double album cassette of Workingman’s Dead and American Beauty. I was a Mormon. Hadn’t touched an addictive substance (yet). These guys were speaking the same language my parents had, the language of the 60’s – peace, love, collaboration, good music for the sake of music and change. It was the same language, but with a very different dialect, one I could get behind. The music was very clearly (to me) based in the Great American Songbook – The Carter Family, Hank Williams, Muddy Waters, Bessie Smith, etc. The equation was simple – rock n’ roll meets jazz – and initially…

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